NAMM is insane

Have you ever walked into a Guitar Center on a weekend to hear a lot of dodgy sounding wheedling on a multitude of instruments? Multiply that times 1000 and you get the National Association of Music Merchants freakout at the Anaheim Convention Center. I went there today to sign stuff at the Ludwig booth and let me tell you, it brought me back to the time I worked at a music store in Buffalo years ago. I would pull a JEM 777 off of the wall and show the ladies how to use that wang bar. Well, actually there were no ladies at the music store but the way the guys had mondo hair was close enough.